Nonnen

Nonnen

Er was eens een gozer genaamd Henk en die had alle soorten vrouwen al gehad,
Nederlandse, Turkse , surinaamse vrouwen, noem maar op,
maar een non had hij nog niet gehad en dat wilde hij wel een keertje graag proberen.
Hij ging naar het klooster en sprak en non aan, hij vertelde het verhaal.
De non zei: nee sorry meneer, ik moet maagd blijven.
Henk bleef er maar over door gaan, waardoor de non zei:
Oke voorruit maar u mag me alleen van achter nemen, want dan blijf ik maagd…
zo gezegt zo gedaan,
die twee waren lekker bezig en Henk roept ineens
IK BEN HENK EN IK NEUK ALS EEN TANK
waarop de non antwoord:
IK BEN SJON EN BEN VERKLEED ALS NON

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