Japanner

Er gaat een Japanner naar een hoer. Hij verteld de hoer dat hij 30 keer klaarkomt, maar na elke keer dat hij klaarkomt, moet hij even buiten een luchtje scheppen. De hoer vind het wel goed, want ze verdiende de laatste tijd nog al slecht. Dus ze beginnen te wippen, en de Japanner komt klaar, en zoals afgesproken gaat hij naar buiten, en even later komt de Japanner weer terug. Dit gebeurd 30 keer, maar na de 30e keer komt de Japanner niet terug! Dus de hoer rent naar buiten en vraagt een een vrouw die net voorbij loopt: “Heeft u hier een Japanner zien weglopen?” Zegt de vrouw: “Nee, maar ik heb zonet wel een bus Japanners zien wegrijden!”

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